I got on the scale this morning and it said my body was 40% meatball.
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We are filled with gratitude and mortadella.
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If he don't look good, we don't look good. This is our president. - That's true.
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I kinda feel like everyday I say, "oh, it's a crazy day" "that it was the craziest day." This was something special. Okay?
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I love this guy right here. - Ladies and gentlemen, our 45th and 46th presidents of the United States.
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People are so afraid to face, what we're actually dealing with.
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Do you feel like your attitude towards women has changed since having daughters? - Nah, I still look at Pornhub.
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One by one by one, we can defuse this nuclear bomb of hate that we’re in as a society by thinking of everyone as our family.
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Pride is a word that people often say in a positive connotation, but it's actually one of the seven deadly sins. And it takes too much ownership. But you can replace pride with love.
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I think people focus too much on the past and focus too much on regret.
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You can't bully me. Liberals can't bully me. News can't bully me. The hip-hop community, they can't bully me because at that point, if I'm afraid to be me, I'm no longer Ye.
