Chrisley Knows Best

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Chrisley Knows Best

I never thought I'd be c*** blocked by a 2-pound dog. - Oh, there's a first time for everything.

Chrisley Knows Best

I was trying to make your mom feel good, so I could feel good later. - Daddy, that's disgusting.

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What did I do that was wrong?

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Sometimes you gotta tell the selective truth. - I only lie when I need to. - Well, you need to!

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Good. Keep that up.

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I would do better just dating myself. - Probably.

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I mean is that, you're gonna wear that? - What's wrong with what I have on?

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Yeah, whatever.

Chrisley Knows Best

I can't believe that you thought that was gonna work in the first place.

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So, basically, I did you a favor. - No.

Chrisley Knows Best

Listen, come hell or high water, I'm gon' be there for you.

Chrisley Knows Best

Kiss my ass.