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I'm the asshole in the place, right? I'm the asshole? I'm outta here. I'm not eating anything. I wouldn't eat here, I would never eat here anyway.

Swingers

Just 'cause I had the balls to stand up to these f***in' guys. - Like f***in' House of Pain was gonna do anything?

Swingers

Didn't you see Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is gonna to get shot.

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I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen.

Swingers

I'ma make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan #99 over here.

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All I do, man, is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my eyebrows, and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie.

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Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.

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You start talking to 'em about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course, it's going to end up on the friendship tip.