Relative Success with Tabatha

When you try to be everything to everyone, you end up being nothing.

Relative Success with Tabatha

Sitting here, listening to you... - I sound like a weak, whiny bitch. - You're getting close.

Relative Success with Tabatha

You're being an absolute wuss. I have bigger balls than you.

Relative Success with Tabatha

We moved in here June first. - And it looks like you haven't done anything from June second.

Relative Success with Tabatha

If I worked for you and you spoke to me like that, I would tell you to go f*** yourself and I'd walk out on the middle of service.

Relative Success with Tabatha

You've worked hard and told me this place was a dream. - Yes. - Well, it sounds like a f***ing nightmare.

Relative Success with Tabatha

I am going to be a pain in your ass.

Relative Success with Tabatha

I should have included an ankle bracelet in my action plan.