Gossip Girl

She better not show her face again. - I'm actually hoping she will.

Gossip Girl

She's a freshman. - I love freshmen. They're so... - Fresh.

Gossip Girl

Oh my god. My daughter's a woman.

Gossip Girl

You'd really go out with some guy you don't know? - Well, it can't be worse than the guys I do know.

Gossip Girl

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish. - And you're Prince Charming?

Gossip Girl

I love it when you talk dirty - You just love when a girl talks to you. - Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking. - Mmm.

Gossip Girl

Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?

Gossip Girl

Too bad it's more than our rent, but I think I can sew something like it.