Girls

I'm really intuitive about these things. I've predicted two of my friends' divorces, one pregnancy, and a couple natural disasters.

Girls

You can't just have part. You have to take the whole thing or nothing.

Girls

You're the only person I've ever loved and you're the only person I ever wanna love.

Girls

I hate myself for loving him.

Girls

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I actually liked you.

Girls

You can lie to your friends, you can lie to your parents, you can lie to the mirror, but you can't lie to me because I see who you truly are.

Girls

What the f*** are you doing here?

Girls

Have fun now because Broadway is the most seductive of mistresses.

Girls

What the f*** is "have fun" supposed to mean?