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Get the f*** down!

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I forgot to pee.

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What the f*** is happening?

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This is essentially, what Stockholm Syndrome is.

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She's like, "Oh my god, you're so beautiful."

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Oh, can ghosts be angry? They're already dead, what are they pissed off about?

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And P.S., I count 'cause I'm a motherf***ing person, dickfaces!

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I'd rather be a corpse than a coward. I am free, I want y'all to be free and I want me to be free.

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Where was I at, historically?