Depression. - Well. - What the f*** do you know about depression?
The Sopranos
I remember every blowjob I ever gotten. How about you? You remember your first blowjob? - Yeah, of course. - How long did it take for the guy to come?
The Sopranos
I can't watch this again. - It's a DVD, this is the advanced bootleg. - These are the alternative takes, Ton'. - What, you gonna call Coppola with ideas on how to fix it?
The Sopranos
She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
The Sopranos
Just when they thought I was out, they pull me back in.
The Sopranos
Last year I made bail so fast, my soup was still warm when I got home.
The Sopranos
You could have more kids than the Kennedys. If you're married to some twat, what good is it?
The Sopranos
Some people are better at being number twos.
The Sopranos
That's the thing with the gays. It's the living in the closet, makes them devious.
