Keeping Up with the Kardashians
I wish I was this waist size. - No you don't. - No, I'm kidding, I don't. That's like my penis size.
I can't sit here. My boobs, like, hang over the seat belt.
Want some of my big stick? - I'd prefer to suck my own big stick.
Have you read any baby books? - No. - Do you know how to take care of a baby? - No.
When you are comfortable being around, then other people could be comfortable being around you.
It doesn't really motivate me I understand that they want me to be motivated, of course, I wanna be motivated. But it does push me away that's like same cycle over and over.
I think just the fact that you're thinking like this is amazing. You're a good man.
It's never too late, to reconnect.
There's literally, like, no place for that negative energy in my life.
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