Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26-year-old in the world.
Jerry Maguire
What do you want? My soul or something? - Well, why not? I deserve that.
Jerry Maguire
What's wrong, Mom? - First Class is what's wrong, honey. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.
Jerry Maguire
I care about the job, of course. But mostly, I just want to be inspired.
Jerry Maguire
You know he is broke? He is broke and working for you for free! Broke! Broke, broke, broke.
Jerry Maguire
I heard. - No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes under the door of the kitchen. - Dorothy, this guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest.
Jerry Maguire
Don't worry about it... boss. - Oh, s***, you said "boss". - Yeah... I did. - Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.
Jerry Maguire
Men are the enemy. - No, they're not the enemy. - But, but, I still love the enemy.
