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Melora Hardin

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I watch "The L Word", okay? - Good, good. - I watch "Queer as F***". So... - That's not what it's called.

#wtf

#watch

Imagine you were gay. - Well, I'm not gay, Jan, and you should know that better than anybody.

#gay

#funny

I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness.

#impressing

#happiness

You're wrong for me in, in, every way.

#unimpressed

#angry

I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan. -Great! Uh-huh. - I want an SUV, with three rows of seats.

#whitepeople

#suv

#suburbs

#mother

#mom

#minivan

#car

I underestimated you. - Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.

#suspicious

#lol

#estimate

Coffee? - Oh, no, that stuff will kill you.

People have said I have very pretty eyes. - You do. - I haven't heard the same about you.

#prettyeyes

#lampshade

#blinds

What are you doing here? -We came here to eat dinner and to party. This is a dinner party, right?

#wineglass

#wine

#uninvited

#party

#dinnerparty

#dinner

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