Life is complicated especially once you have kids.
Gossip Girl
Thanks for babysitting me and thank you for being such a good friend.
Gossip Girl
You got a minute, Lil? - Not for you.
Gossip Girl
That was unexpected.
Gossip Girl
Long night? - Alfonso made me an omelette. I may have washed it down with a Belini or two.
Gossip Girl
If you don't listen to me, you're gonna hear it for her, and I promise you don't want that to happen.
Gossip Girl
Oh, don't put your dirty package on the table. - If I had a dime for every time I heard that.
Gossip Girl
An emotional affair is just as bad as a-as a physical one. - Oh! please, nobody's buying that. Emotional affairs are necessary to keep the marriage alive.
Gossip Girl
It's Bart. - That's what I was afraid of. - You want me to answer it? - You want me to kill you?
