Joe Pantoliano

16 Videos

The Matrix

Ignorance is bliss.

The Matrix

Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

The Sopranos

No champagne. The good Lord doesn't want us to drink alcohol. - Didn't Jesus drink wine?

The Sopranos

You think I'm afraid of that fat f***? No offense.

The Sopranos

I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass.

The Sopranos

I oughta stick a shish kebab up your ass.

The Sopranos

I have come to reclaim Rome for my people! - I don't get it. What do you mean? - F***ing "Gladiator" ya f***.

The Sopranos

Yeah, well f*** him as highfalutin bulls***. Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?

The Sopranos

She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimping me out. I told her, "Get the f*** outta here".