Liar Liar

18 Quotes

Liar Liar

I'll see you later, dick-head!

Liar Liar

You look beautiful today.

Liar Liar

I had so much for breakfast, I'm just about ready to pop. I mean, I'm full.

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You look like you're having a rough morning.

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Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me! - Yes, that's one of his best qualities.

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Am I too late? Have you been sexually molested yet because I could circle the block.

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Is wrestling real ? In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no

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You had sex with her every time you met, didn't you? Didn't you! Liar!

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Everybody's been real nice. - Well, that's because you have big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze 'em.

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My teacher tells me real beauty's on the inside.

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How's it hanging? - Short, shriveled and always to the left.

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What the hell are you doing? - I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?