Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Allll-righty then.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Allll-righty then.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Le-hoo. Se-herr.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I have to have money to buy food. I have to have a dolphin to get the money. I don't see a dolphin around here, do you?

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I think I heard a toilet flush. Maybe somebody lost a turtle.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Excuse me, gentlemen. Pet detective.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Well, why don't you cry about it, saddlebags?

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Because once you get inside my head, there's no turning back baby.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

That was a close one ladies and gentleman. Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be a loser.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.